1/11/2024 0 Comments You know git it guy on broom![]() “Ahm afraid not, suh”, said the senior citizen, and the students giggled at Feghoots discomfiture. “Isn’t that right, old-timer?,” Feghoot demanded of an ancient Carterian standing by the mouth of the newly completed alley they had just reached. His students registered dismay and anguish. “You just hit the road jack and don’t come back no mo.” “That’s right,” Feghoot went on smoothly. “It’s not graded road at all its a simple hammered-earth base.” You simply jack one up onto logs, bring it where you want it, put collapsible jacks underneath, snake out the logs, spread soil more or less evenly beneath, and collapse the jacks. This very planet had served them for a nursery, and among the many artifacts they had left were thousands of childrens blocks, immense and precision-cut. “Let us walk that way while I explain.” As they strolled, he told his students that countless centuries before, the Carter’s World system had been inhabited by a now-vanished race of giants. “A new alleyway is being constructed, nearby”, said Feghoot. “Earth-moving machinery on this scale is strictly high technology stuff. “Look at the perfection with which these streets are graded”, exclaimed one student. It was this resourcefulness that Feghoot was demonstrating to his rookies. Nevertheless, they showed a surprising ingenuity in the use of their few advantages. Barely into their second generation, and having yet to show a profit, the colonists were technologically backward. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History -BJ) recruits – all from late twentieth-century Terra – on a training study of Carter’s World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to support itself by the export of edible nuts. There was, for instance, the time he conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.Ī cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.Īfter the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing. What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous. Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"ĭo you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy. I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize. What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium. What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene. The shovel was a ground breaking invention.Ī scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."Ī Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."ĭid you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now. How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars. Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero. Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap. What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison. What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese. There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation. What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web. How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed. My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well. I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems. and pulled a mussel.ĭo you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market. How do you organize an outer space party? You planet. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time. ![]() Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long! Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
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